Description
He has all the signs of a weather beaten life. Musty wood shavings with a dash of fir around the wrinkles of a hard worker. Dark chocolate, rum and spice which makes him actually quite nice. Laughter amongst the sweat and curses.
Not such a romantic but dependable, reliable and eventually he gets the job done.
You know you like him, (even though he is an ugly bastard).
Put this cologne on the dashboard, under the windscreen of the ute so it gets to 60 C. That way it will get so bloody hot it will really burn when you splash it on your poor face ! (Or maybe keep it in a cool dark place fellas). Spray it on the sides of your neck and avoid copious amounts, so no one knows you really are an ugly bastard.
Ugly Bastard is a perfume for men by Bud Parfums. You can purchase a bottle additionally. Perfume range is sold in standard refills only.
Ugly Bastard was launched during the 2000’s. The nose behind this fragrance is Howard Jarvis.
aleksandr5605 – :
As is often the case, what appears to be at first an Ugly Bastard turns out after all to be a really nice sensitive and interesting guy!
I’ve enjoyed my week sampling this. Smooth, inoffensive, long lasting, mellow, modern and just right.
Choco-rum – yum!
друид – :
Reviewer’s comments great, so I’ve requested a sample pack from website.
Howard Jarvis’ drollery is an exact match for my dear godfather’s sense of humour. So tempted to email this link to him with ‘saw this, and thought of you’
Stranniksss – :
Chocolate liqueur Bonbon. Delicious!
milo4ka_4ka – :
anyone know where i can get this?
erurlertyl – :
More sexy beast if you ask me.Someone switched the picture.
lexa277 – :
incredible choco booze scent. damn itll make you feel provocative.
LIION2006 – :
“Not such a romantic but dependable, reliable and eventually he gets the job done”? Drives a UTE? Oh yeah, that’s an Aussie all right.
irzadanil – :
Wearing it now – lush and homey….
Praz1s – :
hahahahahaha this must be a big seller! ;-D (rolling over with laughter!)
seropers – :
lool poor guy
Deroxleyjl – :
Just love the name and the photo above – so funny.
Salvador – :
This is no joke!:)I got it for my boyfriend along with other samples from Bud Perfumes. “Ugly Bastard” is wonderfully deep, masculine, warm, rich and quite longlasting. And yes, you can really feel the elegant spices, the dark chocolate mixed with some scotch – notes which all blend nicely into the skin. There is absolutely nothing ugly about this scent! Howard Jarvis, the nose behind this composition and inventor of this quirky name, deserves a lot of cred! THUMBS UP 😀
RocketDog87 – :
Not, seriously, is it a joke?!
😀
saiu1975 – :
I couldn’t stop myself laughing at the description above! Hillarious!! This has “zoomed” straight to the top of my wishlist of perfumes! I don’t even mind buying it blind – if I can find it!
scelvevoivick – :
Laughing hard on the name and picture of this one, almost makes me wonder about smelling it.
They take/use awfull pictures , can i get a sample hahaha?
antohamast – :
Ha, Ha – love it! I’m guessing from the sales script that this originates from Oz (Australia), almost as funny as ‘Sex Appeal’ (or was it “Sex Appalled” by Jovan). Much Love.
volody1977 – :
It’s true, the guy in the picture IS the nose behind the company. this is his favorite scent of his men’s collection, and the fact he used his own picture is just evidence of his good sense of humor.
demantoid – :
hahhaaa dig the name,lol
would purchase it for the great joke gift!
looking at the contents i think of older drunk guy at the tavern with a whiskey breath. spices add to tha funk of fugliness:P
Enalinpunny – :
ellebelle84, I think the guy in the picture is actually the nose behind the fragrances, I suppose it was cheaper to use his own picture than pay someone to be a model… 🙂
m007 – :
I’m actually offended on behalf of the man in the picture. That is, unless, he willingly played good sport and agreed to allow his picture be used in such silliness. Otherwise someone should be ashamed of themselves. There is certainly a way to grab attention, and this is one way of doing it. LOL!
tivalik – :
Okay, this is without a doubt one of the funniest perfume names I’ve ever read and the description written underneath made me laugh. I haven’t smelt it before so I questioned whether or not I should post here but I’m interested now to sample it hahaha.