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Spendfewdrerb – :
Honest review: It’s quite good actually. This is ideal for someone who wants to smell nice but not dripping of cologne. It’s stronger then a body spray and the scent is quite pleasant. It smells actually quite light and good and masculine. My teenage son loves it. I gave his brother Sponge Bob and I enjoy Gary –
poncikus – :
This is by far the nicest, most cheerful fragrantica page.
rudi700 – :
I just got this also! I agree word for word with RB2002! I think any “grandpa” would like this for Christmas. Any super hero dad will wear this. Most any guy will smile and enjoy this from their g/f! Have FUN this Christmas!
vanil nuts – :
This was purchased as a gift for a kid in my family for Christmas, and I tested it for the sake of writing a review. It’s a masculine, herbal-aquatic- spicy type of a scent. It’s pretty strong, too. If I smelled this on someone and didn’t know what it was, I’d assume it was a real cologne, and not Eau De Squidward. Comes in a 3.4 ounce eau de toilette spray in a glass bottle, as pictured, and packaged in a box, $10 and free shipping from fragrance.net 🙂
ibra-hmel – :
I walked into Hairrod’s perfume department with a view to buying my usual bottle of Jean Patou’s Joy, but the lady behind the counter assured me that I would get just as much joy from a bottle of Squidward instead.
Coming in at around the same price, I felt I had nothing to lose by moving out of my comfort zone and into the realm of a new perfume experience. After all, it’s all too easy to get stuck in a rut, so I paid up and left, clutching my amazing new find. A blind buy as this perfume is too expensive to have testers for, but I felt I had been carefully guided by a knowledgeable sales person.
That evening I had a professional function to attend, lots of networking to do and important people to influence. Dressed in my best Chanel haute couture, I carefully applied Squidward, just a drop behind each ear. I didn’t want to over do it. As I couldn’t smell it, I knew I must have got the amount just right – if you can smell your own perfume you know you’ve applied too much.
I entered the function brimming with confidence. Not only did I look good, I smelt amazing too. Within seconds the waiter was lying at my feet along with half a dozen broken glasses of champagne. He claims to have slipped on an olive, but I know that he was really bowled over by the scent of my Squidward. Next a good friend greeted me. He kissed my cheek and as he straightened up he mentioned something about ordering calamari for the starter. I could tell my boss was impressed by my scent by the way he stood open mouthed, eyes staring, when I asked him if he would like a sniff of my Squidward.
The evening turned out to be a great success. I managed to secure advertising deals for a new brand of fish fingers, a chain of seafood restaurants and a Japanese company hoping to expand its artisan sushi outlets.
Many people may say that I should have stuck with Joy, but I know that I can lay the responsibility for my success firmly at the feet of my new perfume, Squidward.
palexa – :
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Squidward by SpongeBob Squarepants for women and men. The fragrance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of molecular chemistry, most of its nuance will go over a typical consumer’s head. There’s also Squidward’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into this chemical poem – his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The perfumistas and fragboys understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these notes and their development, to realize that they’re not just niche – they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Squidward truly ARE idiots – of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the longevity of Squidward’s existencial catchphrase “I listen to public radio,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as House of Nickelodeon’s genius unfolds itself on their skin. What fools… how I pity them.
dimedrolus – :
It’s Halloween, and I’m wearing Squidward, LOL. Shall I wax rhapsodic about this fine potion? Nah…. It’s not bad. Is it F*cking Fabulous? Nah. Is it wearable? Yeah. Soapy lavender and tonka bean. You could smell worse LOL.
Zlodey_Nordic – :
Akin to a faraway mansion’s study, replete with aromatic pipe tobaccos and the slight hint of freshly-opened Moet et Chandon. Oh, and books. Leatherbound books. For the upwardly mobile Ivy-Leaguer, this is sheer, bloody poetry.
twentogue – :
Has anyone actually smelled this fragrance? I’d really like to read about it.
inciongegr – :
Dark, morose, and a touch avant-garde. This is the fragrance for those who only want to please themselves; those who are unconcerned with the tastes of plebeians who find it pretentious because they are incapable of appreciating such a fine fragrance. You might typically feel that there is a dark, empty cavern where you would otherwise have a soul; but then you discover that Krabby Patties hit you the right way. You are general inept in the arts when you mindfully try. However, you occasionally show your soul when you empty your mind and let your emotions take control; showing that you are capable of creating a sculpture on par with Michelangelo’s David. You are insecure, but try to hide it behind a facade of forced confidence, because you don’t internalize just how great you truly are. If that describes you at all, I highly recommend this fragrance. It will bring out your inner sculptor, your true you
masterpact – :
Want to smell like a douchey squid-hole!? This scent is for you!!! Classy, sophisticated and perfect for a fancy dinner or cuddling your clarinet by the fireplace!
gorizon – :
Good for going on a hot date with a little lady named Clarinet.
cvu888JeomiWogkig – :
I would try this one. Bet longevity will be weak though and lasting power – nil. Where would we find these? Toy shop?
Whotlyhouby – :
Beast mode sillage, good club fragrance, very very good price for what you get, I got whole binders full of women wearing this fragrance
casinoroom – :
‘….they are good for your soul’
Squidward-“oh, please…I have no soul!”
Yep, I would buy this too.
hazik92 – :
You like fragrances, don’t you Squidward?